If you are wondering who HorsePunchKid (sometimes "The Horse-Punch Kid" or simply HPK) is, you have come to the right place. HorsePunchKid is my online nickname. It has served me well, being relatively unique and memorable. The name has its origins in my high school experience. The Horse-Punch Kid was one of the original Gang of Three, which also included the Guy Named Funk, the Podunk Runt, and the No-Dog Guy. You may find me under this name in a number of forums and such where I am active to varying degrees: